KR zingers? =3
- Mother Remi Sylvaine
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"Your mom must have really botched your ability rolls!"
"I'm thankful for my constitution bonus EVERY time I look at your face"
"You don't even *need* a dex modifier to get into her bed"
.... ad nauseum.
But then I started thinking... What about KR zingers? We've got a great system, I'm sure we could defile it by thinking of crass insults! So, here's what I've got so far:
"Eeesh, how'd you land him as a boyfriend? Befriend animal?"
"Every time you attempt to be clever, everyone within hearing distance takes a Despair."
"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"
and finally,
"I'd love to have a conversation with you, but Detect Traps doesn't work on passive-aggressivity."
Main Char: Mother Remi Sylvaine
Priestess of Love and Song
Alt Char: Mira Aino
~*~ Nadine Morsch:: OOG
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It's a shame Basic Disguise can't hide smells. Otherwise, you might have a social life!
-Alexandre Blythewood
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- Dark Sith? Where?!
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- geezer
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Edwin Haroldson
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An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.
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"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
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"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
(Tom Senger )
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haha best yetNot even a paladin would Lay Hands on you.
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Jurgur'mosh GoreTusk
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Calm down. No need to battle cry about it.
"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
(Tom Senger )
- Mother Remi Sylvaine
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and now, more from me:
You call that foreplay? It was more like Contact Sleep Poison.
Your logic must have taken Tracking Evasion, because I can't follow it at all.
I'd eat your cooking... but I already expended my use of Resist Poison to give you a handshake.
(and this one's just for you, Balthier:)
You're a gigolo? Really? But I thought the goods had to be worthwhile to count as Luxury!
Main Char: Mother Remi Sylvaine
Priestess of Love and Song
Alt Char: Mira Aino
~*~ Nadine Morsch:: OOG
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your odor is so foul, showering in skunk spray would be an improvement.
- geezer
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Edwin Haroldson
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An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.
OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal
"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
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Jurgur'mosh GoreTusk
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(OOG-Matt F)
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Let's put it this way. If you were the last man/woman on earth, the species would end.
What is this "earth" you speak of? I thought we were on Arawyn.
"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"
That's not true... Waylay would also work.
Argh! What do you use in your cooking, Crippling Nausea Poison?
-Alexandre Blythewood
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I'm sorry, but there's no possible way to Overlook that face.
- Mother Remi Sylvaine
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I'm sorry, but there's no possible way to Overlook that face.
HA! Oh, I really like that one.
Main Char: Mother Remi Sylvaine
Priestess of Love and Song
Alt Char: Mira Aino
~*~ Nadine Morsch:: OOG
- Kendrick
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I call you killer because you overreach slay me.
Brother Kendrick Maeldun
Paladin of the White Fox
oog Chris K
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I was waiting for someone to use overreach slay.
*whamnutshotwham* "Owww... does anybody have tracking? I think one of my balls rolled that way!"
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-Alexandre Blythewood
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- Odo Garaath
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Arn't we Mr. Lore-it-all?
"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
(Tom Senger )
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Arn't we Mr. Lore-it-all?
See, Charlie, we're always thinking of you!
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Priestess of Love and Song
Alt Char: Mira Aino
~*~ Nadine Morsch:: OOG
- Odo Garaath
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Arn't we Mr. Lore-it-all?
See, Charlie, we're always thinking of you!
And Volk.
"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
(Tom Senger )
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Jurgur'mosh GoreTusk
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- geezer
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Edwin Haroldson
Loremaster
Master of the Mages' Guild
An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.
OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal
"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
- Mother Remi Sylvaine
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your mothers so fat she fell in to the rift and got stuck
Ah, finally, a "yo mamma" joke. I can die happy.
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Priestess of Love and Song
Alt Char: Mira Aino
~*~ Nadine Morsch:: OOG
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Your momma's so ugly, her face is a Fear effect. Even Thomas Ahlman ran away from her.
-Alexandre Blythewood
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In honor of Danny... "Hey I hear your mom is doing much better since all the men of Travance each donated an organ to her last night."
"Your momma so ugly, she was a guard at the Inverted Tower."
"Your momma so ugly, they gave her a middle name...'accident'."
"Your momma so old, she recalls when the Rift was a ditch."
IG: Tyran Radley
Vassal of Alisandria
OOG: Paul Y.
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Rudolf Von Kreutzdorf
Larry as Rudolf got a lot of attention for his great RP in August. His character concept has evolved since its inception and he has really made Rudolf a known member of the town. As a person, Larry is a great RPer and a pleasure to interact with out-of-game.
Rudolf Von Kreutzdorf
Larry as Rudolf got a lot of attention for his great RP in August. His character concept has evolved since its inception and he has really made Rudolf a known member of the town. As a person, Larry is a great RPer and a pleasure to interact with out-of-game.
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