Hey kids! Want some delicious service points this upcoming Knight Realms event? Want to beat up your friends and get beat up by them? I also need volunteers for an early morning Saturday mod. I need at least 4 people who are smaller and can look/act childlike, and at least 3 others who are, y'know, adults. I will reward volunteers with sp and hugs.
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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