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06 Feb 2009 13:59 #1
by Kendrick (Kendrick)
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4 hockey fans were climbing up a mountain together one day. There was one for each of the local teams, the Devils, Islanders, Rangers and Flyers.
When they got to the summit, they began to argue over who had the most loyal fans. The Islander fan jumped up and said he could prove they were most loyal of all. "This to all the Islander fans!', and he jumped off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Ranger fan did the smae, and shouted "This is for all the Ranger fans!" and also jumped off.
The Devils fan seeing this grabbed the Flyer fan and said "This is for hockey fans everywhere!" and threw the Flyer fan off the mountain.
When they got to the summit, they began to argue over who had the most loyal fans. The Islander fan jumped up and said he could prove they were most loyal of all. "This to all the Islander fans!', and he jumped off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Ranger fan did the smae, and shouted "This is for all the Ranger fans!" and also jumped off.
The Devils fan seeing this grabbed the Flyer fan and said "This is for hockey fans everywhere!" and threw the Flyer fan off the mountain.
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06 Feb 2009 14:52 #2
by Odo Garaath (Odo)
"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
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Replied by Odo Garaath (Odo) on topic Hockey fans
Ha! Nice one.
"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
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06 Feb 2009 23:21 #3
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I've heard variants that are Lawyer jokes...
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07 Feb 2009 11:25 #4
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"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
Replied by geezer (geezer) on topic Hockey fans
Another variant of this joke was in an airplane. The punchline is "Don't worry Holiness. The smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack."
The great thing about this type of joke is that one can use it agaist just about any team in any sport.
The great thing about this type of joke is that one can use it agaist just about any team in any sport.
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08 Feb 2009 19:26 #5
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08 Feb 2009 19:50 - 09 Feb 2009 18:00 #6
by geezer (geezer)
Edwin Haroldson
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An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.
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"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
Replied by geezer (geezer) on topic Hockey fans
Excellent Joe, which reminded me of something for the metal thread...
Also, as Mel Brooks so succinctly put it, the best way to get revenge on Hitler is to make him a joke.
Also, as Mel Brooks so succinctly put it, the best way to get revenge on Hitler is to make him a joke.
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"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
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09 Feb 2009 10:05 #7
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