Mother's Day

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13 May 2009 12:18 #1 by geezer (geezer)
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Everyone has a mother.  This is a favorite from Mad Magazine.  I may have posted it two years back.

On this your very special day, have faith in me dear Mater,
Do not believe them when they say your Benny is a traitor.

You'll find a package with this note a friend desires to borrow
You'll know him by his bright red coat - he'll pick them up tomorrow.

Edwin Haroldson
Loremaster
Master of the Mages' Guild

An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.

OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal

"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
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