Letter regarding Microsoft Windows NJ Edition

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken . When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note:

*Recycle bin is labeled: "Newark"

*My Computer is called: "My Friggin' Computa"

*The Inbox is referred to as: "Da Trunk"

*Deleted items are referred to as: "Wacked", "Erased"  or "Rubbed Out"

*Control Panel is known as: "The Bosses"

*Performing an "illegal operation" is known as: "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down

*Hard Drive is referred to as: "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"

*Instead of an error message: "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.

Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:

    OK . . . . Sure ting
    Cancel .. . . . Fugetaboutit
    Reset .. . . . Start ova
    Yes . . . . Yeah
    No . . . . Nah
    Find . . . .. Put a Contract Out On it
    Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
    Back . . . . U-Toin
    Help .. .. . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
    Stop . . . ..Knock it Off
    Start . . . . Move it
    Settings . ..  Here's da Rules

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. You gotta problem wit dat?

If this was the Atlantic City service package, Camden would be the recycling bin.

What's wrong with a background picture of Hoboken? It's a lovely city on the Hudson and you wish your city was as lovely, you wish your city was as lovely.

Naturally, being a Windows product, a patch hasw been released<<*Deleted items are referred to as: "Wacked", "Erased"  or "Rubbed Out">> are transferred to the "Toms River" folder

Lol at "Recycle bin is labeled: "Newark""

Correction, *Deleted items are not referred to as: "Rubbed Out"

That's what we call the pr0n folder  :