A gypsy story

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29 Oct 2009 13:40 #1 by Erim Walker (shiva14b)
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"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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29 Oct 2009 13:42 #2 by ziggy (ziggy)
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I think this is a case of gypsies screwing with a researcher.

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29 Oct 2009 14:15 #3 by Odo Garaath (Odo)
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Odo would rock a fruit vampire's world. With a boulder.

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29 Oct 2009 21:31 #4 by Aleister (Aleister)
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Gallahger, vampire fruit's only weakness! How did we know?

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29 Oct 2009 23:00 #5 by Bladesworn (Bladesworn)
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Ahhh... wikipedia strikes again!

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30 Oct 2009 09:14 #6 by Erim Walker (shiva14b)
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Actually, I'd seen this years ago, was reminded of it in an article on Cracked, and THEN decided to hit wikipedia.

"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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30 Oct 2009 15:19 #7 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
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So I am out running errands today, and the car next to mine has some stuff in the back seat, plainly visible - a pumpkin, and a watermelon.

The pumpkin is decidedly pale in color, and the watermelon has rotted spots on it, like the one from the article.

I didn't stick around to see if they made noises or not.  :o


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