Linguistics Homework

Hey, again! Not sick of me yet? Awesome!

I had scheduling troubles at my school (yay terrible advisor!) and finally got the class I need - 2 weeks into term. So I'm a bit behind. Next week, we have an assignment due wherein I must transcribe 20 voicemails...and then dissect them, basically.

Problem a) I get very few voicemails in general. I answer my phone a lot.
Problem b) My friends are full of fail lately and likely very few of them will respond to my plea.

If any of you are willing to help me out with this, all I would need is:
1. PM me, I will give you my number if you're willing to help me out!
2. Call me and leave a voicemail. If I happen to answer (unknown numbers are intriguing to me), then I'll just let you call back.
3. Go about your regularly scheduled life.

Also, this could have the added bonus of having someone to text/call when you're bored, or even hang out with!

A quick little BUMP here - people have been awesomely helpful, but I still only have 8 of the 20 voicemails I need, and I have 1 week to finish collecting, transcribing, and analyzing it all! My friends said they'll call too, but no luck yet, so if you can help, it's 1 minute of your time!

Thanks