Colbert Report in Philadelphia

For anyone who watches the show but lives closer to Philly then NYC, the show will be taped in Philly the week of April 14-17. If you want to be in the audience tickets can be reserved here: www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/tickets_philadelphia.jhtml

It appears that the tickets are all sold out?  Or am I just an idiot when it comes to this kind of thing.

36th and Walnut is 6 blocks from my house...I hope they aren't sold out.  If they are, I'll just stand out front for stand by tickets.

Wow... yeah that was fast. I first went to the site last night right after he announced it and reserved two tickets for the wednesday show. If my wife decides she doesn't want to go then me and you can go on a date Wally 

You couldn't be a team player and get 4 tickets?  Thanks a lot, Jerk!!!!!

As an aside, I'd love to be your date if your wifey decides to not go.  By "Decides to not go" I mean "I'm going to go hire a guy named Frankie the Kneecapper to hit your wife in the knee with a lead pipe"

You never learn,  jeesh.  Find out her hobby and set something up for her that evening.  Do I have to do all the thinking when it comes to cleaning up potential messes with women for you, Aaron?   If so, to quote Dr. Shock "You're in a heap of trouble, boy."

Damn, wish I would of known about this sooner

Want!

Well...if you want tickets you better be able to pay more then "Give me whatever number of dollars you want and I'll pay it".

People on Philly Craigslist are already posting up "Paying 100 dollars per ticket" and "Any (Reasonable) Number you Want"

If the Colbert Report didn't implicitly state that you aren't aloud to sell them...I'd tell you to sell them Rob