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17 Apr 2008 23:15 #1 by Paige (Paige)
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Here's the rules of the game.  Compare KR to something completely off the wall.  Three similarities and  a punchline.  GO!


KR is like PMS:

1) It's bloated
2) It's moody and emo
3) You need a constant supply of advil to block out the pain

And Finally....

It bleeds once a month...
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17 Apr 2008 23:42 #2 by Kendrick (Kendrick)
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KR is like a Roman war helmet

1. When its not hard, it just doesn't seem so enjoyable
2. It can have a musty aroma, but that just means you're having a good time
3. There may not be a happy ending, but you're always willing to come back for more

And finnally

It's very likely Gangly is involved with it.
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18 Apr 2008 13:30 - 18 Apr 2008 13:52 #3 by Daedri (Daedri)
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KR is like something wildly inappropriate for this forum.


You ask a lot of questions before you dive in.
Once your there you meet a lot of a-holes
But you're having a great time.
It ends up smelling kind of bad so you go home and take a shower.

And finally...

Nobody got pregnant.  (And hopefully nobody got hurt)
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24 Apr 2008 21:39 #4 by geezer (geezer)
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KR is like chocolates

Its always good, and sometimes great.

Its hard to resist.

There's something about it that almost everyone likes.

and finally

Even when you're sick of it, you want more.
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25 Apr 2008 14:44 #5 by Malcolm (Malcolm)
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KR is like waking up after a really wild party.

1. You look back and count yourself lucky if you didn't die over night.
2. As awful as you feel now, everything leading up to it was pretty great.
3. Occasionally, you wake up, look next to you, and see someone you don't really know...

And finally...

The older you are, the worse it feels.
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25 Apr 2008 14:54 #6 by Jurgur'mosh Goretusk (MattF)
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KR is like heroin

1. Once you start your hooked.
2. You spend most of you money on it
3. It makes you wanna smoke a lot of cigarettes

And Finally
You would slap ya mama for a change to do it again
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26 Apr 2008 20:51 #7 by Matt D (MattD)
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KR is like a cheap hooker.

1. At some point, everyone gives it a go.
2. If you don't use protection, you're bound to get hurt.
3. The better you look, the more attention you get.

And Finally...
James is the Pimp.
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27 Apr 2008 18:14 #8 by geezer (geezer)
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