Why Female Armor Sucks

29 Jun 2011 10:58 #1 by Ekatarina McKraegar (EkatarinaMcGregar)
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29 Jun 2011 11:57 #2 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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Idk, seems fine to me. Lol ;)

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29 Jun 2011 12:03 #3 by Secarius (Secarius)
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Fact

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29 Jun 2011 12:59 #4 by Moirya (Moirya)
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For every guy that says thats fine, I say they should try wearing nothing but a chainmail jockstrap. Then we'll review. :D

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29 Jun 2011 13:17 #5 by Matthias Thane (Kspigel)
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yes, becasue that's something we'd all love to see. more than half the men of KR in chain mail jockstraps!

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29 Jun 2011 13:19 #6 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
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And once again, the KR Cheesecake Calendar rears it's head... :P


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29 Jun 2011 13:20 #7 by Michael P (Michael P)
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You mean to tell me she had parts of her body not covered by chain mail?

I didn't see em.


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29 Jun 2011 13:27 #8 by Moirya (Moirya)
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Hey, I'm just saying. Fair treatment and all that jazz.

Yeah, Michael... they were a bout between.. ah....wait.. so thats why it works. you look at the important areas and those are covered in chainmail and thus, you can only attack armor clad areas. Interesting phenomenon. :P

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29 Jun 2011 13:41 #9 by Matt D (MattD)
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But actually Sam, with the way the armor rules are set up at KR, doesn't just wearing the chainmail bra gives her armor points for her whole body?  I can hit her on her arm and it will take away from her AP first!  So thus, by this twisted logic, she's covered!

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29 Jun 2011 14:23 #10 by Michael P (Michael P)
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With that sort of armor, chances are good it will take me a minute to realize that
the player is giving the verbals for inflicting curse of the warlock.  If they were a
wildmage, I would stand no chance at all.

Not only can you only attack what you see but a medical condition called 'the dumb'
sets in which allows for a solid minute delay. 





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29 Jun 2011 14:43 #11 by Moirya (Moirya)
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Lawl. Michael, I prefer your logic.

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29 Jun 2011 18:10 #12 by Secarius (Secarius)
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Sam I don't think you'd mind Vince running around in that armor plated jock strap the guys had at the end.

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29 Jun 2011 18:40 #13 by Moirya (Moirya)
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Your assumption is incorrect. It's just too silly looking, sorry, but hey, to each their own!

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29 Jun 2011 18:42 - 29 Jun 2011 18:45 #14 by THENPC (THENPC)
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She beat me to saying that we've already had that conversation.

For anyone else thinking of wearing one, it does count as part 1 of your witch hunter test.

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30 Jun 2011 09:47 #15 by Ehlenathelasa Blacktree (ehlena)
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Become a witch hunter AND put the question of Ehlena's gender to rest in one fell swoop? Hmm...

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02 Jul 2011 09:20 #16 by Ib (Gannon)
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Get there :D


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02 Jul 2011 10:19 #17 by Bladesworn (Bladesworn)
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Do all current witch hunters have to redo part 1 of their tests now because of this?  Or can I use my "fighting naked, except for a bath towel" incident for this?

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03 Jul 2011 19:50 #18 by THENPC (THENPC)
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You do not have to redo part 1, however, anyone else wishing to be taught may use this as a substitute for part 1.

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