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19 Jun 2015 04:00 #61 by Dunn Ironwill (JackDimms)
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"I'll go down the path from Kaladonia to Ostcliff by myself."


Yea... I said that.


To add to this, Caldor, we're only in Travance a few more hours. Why waste a preserve life on me? What could go wrong?
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19 Jun 2015 09:13 #62 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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19 Jun 2015 09:41 #63 by Belketra Folles (pleasantexample)
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Justé wrote: "Hey Edwin, will you loan me 4g?"


Fixed.
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22 Jun 2015 08:46 #64 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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1, 2, Pes is coming for you...
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22 Jun 2015 12:08 #65 by Arden (Shelby)
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"hahahHAHAHA why would Telligrim show up here???!! That's crazy talk."
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22 Jun 2015 12:39 #66 by Belketra Folles (pleasantexample)
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"Wait, who should I tell Grim is coming?"
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22 Jun 2015 14:19 #67 by Oren Tenderson (Tormy)
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"I'll Be Right Back."
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22 Jun 2015 19:17 #68 by Dame Clytie Silverfang (itsgonnabemay)
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"I should NPC a nyad and mess with the town. What could possibly go wrong?"
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23 Jun 2015 13:35 - 23 Jun 2015 14:37 #69 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"Hi, I'm Jack Willard."

"Hey Caldor!"
Hey, what's up?
"With celestial power I grant strength." -poke-

"I'd love to join Ostcliff!"

"I found some weeds with these small raspberry looking things on them, so I picked all of them off and then stomped them into the ground. Can't be too careful about poisonous berries, right?"
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23 Jun 2015 14:25 #70 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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Justé wrote: "Any of you Cat-People want a belly rub?"


See, this has actually worked for me before. I may have also thrown a ball of yarn as a distraction.
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23 Jun 2015 14:40 #71 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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Actually, Tom...That quote was a little dark.
In fact...I removed it.

That quote poked fun at sexual harassment. And after reading it over and over again...I felt wrong. Very, very wrong.

If anybody was offended at that, I'm sorry.
Sexual Harassment sucks, and I would hate to know that I've upset somebody because I thought I was being funny.
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27 Jul 2015 20:31 #72 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"I'm starting to think that...I mean...What if Big Tom DID do sumfin' wrong?"
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16 Aug 2015 22:27 #73 by Terzak (TheArchMage)
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"Your sword looks neat....you must be strong! Front lines for you."
"That dwarf looks angry...he's a WHAT?"
"He's a chained up blob of fat, how hard could it be?"
"It's late at night and one of the most powerful people has gone missing, presumed dead. You there! You're low leveled, you should be fine!"
"I only brought one spell rock."

"'Excuse me, can you teach me some potion recepies?'
'Sure. You're an alchemist...right?'
'Yeaaah....let's go with that."
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17 Aug 2015 01:28 #74 by Belketra Folles (pleasantexample)
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"Let's steal a picnic table from the guard!"
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23 Aug 2015 12:03 #75 by Kardin (Ben)
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Excuse me, Guardsman? I'm looking for my friend. He's a thief wearing a black cloak. Have you seen him?
(Before I understood the "Me? Oh I'm just a normal fighter, nothing special" rule)
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23 Aug 2015 15:02 #76 by Annora (Karen)
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"Magnus, we're out of coffee."
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23 Aug 2015 17:47 #77 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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Annora wrote: "Magnus, we're out of coffee."


Magnus actually walked into the kitchen this past event, nobody was sure there was coffee, but he pressed the switch and coffee came out. "Coffee is ready when I need it to be." I'm paraphrasing, but it was a funny little scene.
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23 Aug 2015 18:44 - 23 Aug 2015 18:45 #78 by Jonathan Medina (JackThorn2)
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"Why are you dwarves so short?"

*Shakes hand "strength +1"... "Weapon prof. +1"

"Londwyns have no brains!"

"Londwyns are untidy!" (Unless from the Dread Hills)

"How may I earn a poison permit?"

"Excuse me, my friend is an assassin. How much body do you have?"

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23 Aug 2015 21:36 #79 by Burkhart Jarlson (steel_enigma)
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"Why yes Shee, I would love a drink."

"So Thalia, how's Rayven doing?"

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"Hey, can i see that for a minute?"

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23 Aug 2015 21:37 #80 by Burkhart Jarlson (steel_enigma)
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"Excuse me. Are you the fence?"
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24 Aug 2015 07:29 #81 by Belketra Folles (pleasantexample)
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"Visigalis"
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24 Aug 2015 21:50 #82 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"I plan on using high-heels as part of my garb"
Aren't you going to be a fighter...?

"This is the Black Bird...Right?"
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"And it's a bar?"
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-hands over five silvers- "What do I get for this?"

"Sylph, Sylvan...What's the difference? You're all the same."

"By the way....All the coffee is decaf."
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24 Aug 2015 23:20 #83 by Terzak (TheArchMage)
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"Someone's paid for breakfast but isn't here, who wants it?"

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"Hey, can I see that for a minute?"

"Command Goblonoid: Explode!"

"It was in the other boot."

"What about second breakfast?"
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24 Aug 2015 23:45 #84 by Annora (Karen)
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Justé wrote: "By the way....All the coffee is decaf."


That is how we get another Apollocaust!!
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25 Aug 2015 08:26 - 25 Aug 2015 14:59 #85 by Matt D (MattD)
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One, two, Pes is coming for you,
The, Four Better shut the door.
Five, six, get a crucifix,
Seven, eight, better stay up late.
Nine, ten, Pes is coming again....
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25 Aug 2015 14:11 #86 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
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"That berserker seems angry and in pain. I'll just heal him with a hug! Maybe he'll feel better after that."
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
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25 Aug 2015 14:33 #87 by Oren Tenderson (Tormy)
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"Don't worry about it."
"What could happen?"
"Where did that assassin get to?"
"So we're here to kill them. right?"
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27 Aug 2015 21:09 #88 by Belketra Folles (pleasantexample)
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"What if Fros is inside all of us?"
"What if the real treasure is the friends we made along the way?"
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29 Aug 2015 12:04 - 29 Aug 2015 12:05 #89 by Kreylin Ulvar (kreylinulvar1)
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"Maybe we should just reason with the demon"

"Crap, lost in the woods at night. I'll go ask that dark hooded figure over there"

"I mean, necromancy isn't THAT bad"
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04 Sep 2015 11:02 #90 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
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Kreylin Ulvar wrote: "Crap, lost in the woods at night. I'll go ask that dark hooded figure over there"


You should absolutely do this. I fully support this decision.
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