Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

"I'll go down the path from Kaladonia to Ostcliff by myself."

Yea... I said that.


To add to this, Caldor, we're only in Travance a few more hours. Why waste a preserve life on me? What could go wrong?

"There's like forty of us going to the MOD site..So no, Caldor...I don't need any latent defenses."

"EVERYONE LISTEN UP! We will be making our way to [the MOD site] in five minutes!" <--Look at that...Two in one.

"LORE: KYLE OBER! Is it photogenic?"

"Who wants to play; 'Find the body I just hid'?"

"Yeah? But does YOUR caravan go from 0-60 in 5.2?"

"Billiam! We need you as a bard! Not a fighter!"

"I think I'll do full combat RP with the Rochester Crew."

"Are any of you furry people related to Conan?"

"I brought in physreps for contact poisons and I haven't gotten my SP yet."

"Hey Edwin, will you loan me 40g?"

Justé wrote: "Hey Edwin, will you loan me 4g?"

Fixed.

1, 2, Pes is coming for you...

"hahahHAHAHA why would Telligrim show up here???!! That's crazy talk."

"Wait, who should I tell Grim is coming?"

"I'll Be Right Back."

"I should NPC a nyad and mess with the town. What could possibly go wrong?"
(Love ya Sarah~)

"Hi, I'm Jack Willard."

"Hey Caldor!"
Hey, what's up?
"With celestial power I grant strength." -poke-

"I'd love to join Ostcliff!"

"I found some weeds with these small raspberry looking things on them, so I picked all of them off and then stomped them into the ground. Can't be too careful about poisonous berries, right?"

Justé wrote: "Any of you Cat-People want a belly rub?"

See, this has actually worked for me before. I may have also thrown a ball of yarn as a distraction.

Actually, Tom...That quote was a little dark.
In fact...I removed it.

That quote poked fun at sexual harassment. And after reading it over and over again...I felt wrong. Very, very wrong.

If anybody was offended at that, I'm sorry.
Sexual Harassment sucks, and I would hate to know that I've upset somebody because I thought I was being funny.

"I'm starting to think that...I mean...What if Big Tom DID do sumfin' wrong?"

"Your sword looks neat....you must be strong! Front lines for you."
"That dwarf looks angry...he's a WHAT?"
"He's a chained up blob of fat, how hard could it be?"
"It's late at night and one of the most powerful people has gone missing, presumed dead. You there! You're low leveled, you should be fine!"
"I only brought one spell rock."

"'Excuse me, can you teach me some potion recepies?'
'Sure. You're an alchemist...right?'
'Yeaaah....let's go with that."

"Let's steal a picnic table from the guard!"

Excuse me, Guardsman? I'm looking for my friend. He's a thief wearing a black cloak. Have you seen him?
(Before I understood the "Me? Oh I'm just a normal fighter, nothing special" rule)

"Magnus, we're out of coffee."

Annora wrote: "Magnus, we're out of coffee."

Magnus actually walked into the kitchen this past event, nobody was sure there was coffee, but he pressed the switch and coffee came out. "Coffee is ready when I need it to be." I'm paraphrasing, but it was a funny little scene.

"Why are you dwarves so short?"

*Shakes hand "strength +1"... "Weapon prof. +1"

"Londwyns have no brains!"

"Londwyns are untidy!" (Unless from the Dread Hills)

"How may I earn a poison permit?"

"Excuse me, my friend is an assassin. How much body do you have?"

IG: (Londwyn) Jack Thorn
OOG: Jonathan Medina

"Why yes Shee, I would love a drink."

"So Thalia, how's Rayven doing?"

(High player to Verdrane Blade wielder)
"Hey, can i see that for a minute?"

(To the count)
"Your Grace, have you met the new Goblin Ambassador?"

"Excuse me. Are you the fence?"

"Visigalis"

"I plan on using high-heels as part of my garb"
Aren't you going to be a fighter...?

"This is the Black Bird...Right?"
Yes.
"And it's a bar?"
Yes.
-hands over five silvers- "What do I get for this?"

"Sylph, Sylvan...What's the difference? You're all the same."

"By the way....All the coffee is decaf."

"Someone's paid for breakfast but isn't here, who wants it?"

(Xualla, to a Vendrane Blade wielder)
"Hey, can I see that for a minute?"

"Command Goblonoid: Explode!"

"It was in the other boot."

"What about second breakfast?"

Justé wrote: "By the way....All the coffee is decaf."

That is how we get another Apollocaust!!

One, two, Pes is coming for you,
The, Four Better shut the door.
Five, six, get a crucifix,
Seven, eight, better stay up late.
Nine, ten, Pes is coming again....

"That berserker seems angry and in pain. I'll just heal him with a hug! Maybe he'll feel better after that."

"Don't worry about it."
"What could happen?"
"Where did that assassin get to?"
"So we're here to kill them. right?"

"What if Fros is inside all of us?"
"What if the real treasure is the friends we made along the way?"

"Maybe we should just reason with the demon"

"Crap, lost in the woods at night. I'll go ask that dark hooded figure over there"

"I mean, necromancy isn't THAT bad"

Kreylin Ulvar wrote: "Crap, lost in the woods at night. I'll go ask that dark hooded figure over there"

You should absolutely do this. I fully support this decision.