The Bloody Fare
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31 May 2011 02:35 - 31 May 2011 03:05 #1
by Jack (Keeperofdice)
Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque
OOG: Gus M.
“Men learn from their failures. I prefer to learn from the failures of others..”
"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."
The Bloody Fare was created by Jack (Keeperofdice)
Menu
Pancakes
It's pancakes. Make them one of your well rounded meals for the day.
2 Silver
Scrambled Eggs
Enjoy unborn baby chickens swirled into a primordial ooze and cooked to perfection
2 Silver
Toast
Bread that was not quite burned. We can do that, as we are trying to keep arsonists off the streets.
1 Silver
Crownhurst Muffin
Eat them fast while you can, if you don't, they are prone to strip mining everything nearby.
2 Silver
Bacon
Meat from a pig. The sizzling when it cooks, are tiny screams of deliciousness.
2 Slices for 5 Silver
Breakfast Platter
2 Pancakes, Eggs, Strips of Bacon, and Toast or a Crownhurst Muffin
1 Gold
The Jonas Kane
A cigar, glass of champagne, and a Crownhurst muffin. Start your day in style.
3 Gold
The Haroldson
A pound of apple-smoked bacon, a dozen scrambled eggs, 10 pancakes, a half gallon of Orange juice from the isles of Rinnquinell, and the self satisfaction you can afford this meal, and keep us employed. Proclaim to all of Kormyre that your bank account and appetite are limitless. Best enjoyed on The Brogan Memorial Patio. The Haroldson includes a complimentary potion of Greater Refreshment. 100 Gold
Rat Sausage
Rat that we caught while feasting in a shack on a hill. Tenderized and rolled into a link
2 Silver
Dog Meat Patty
He was my favorite. Now he can be your tummy's favorite.
5 Silver
Hydra Sausage (Gator)
Meat taken from the Hydra itself. Come on, you know you want to try it!
5 Gold
The King's Dear Steaks
Do you dare to dine on the king's dear deer.
5 Gold
The Abendroth (Bear and Elk)
Bears that were magically pummeled to death while crossing into Drega'mire, tenderizing them perfectly.
4 Baronial Notes
The William Montgomery
Two king's beef patties smothered in Amon-zur cheese, wrapped in bacon, with a touch of awesome.
5 Gold
[strike]Baby Kraken
(Lobster) Only the manliest of men can muster the money to mount this magnificent meal.
22 Baronial Notes [/strike]
Sweet Corn
Corn gently roasted on a grill slathered with butter, cut right off the vine with our sharpest guillotine blades.
2 Silver
Regular Pressed Coffee
Like the thumbs of small heretic children, this coffee is expertly pressed.
2 Silver
Tiramisu Pressed Coffee
Pressed coffee offering pleasurable flavors that succubi are hard pressed to match
2 Silver
Vanilla Pressed Coffee
This is pressed vanilla flavored coffee, there is no joke or pun here, support the Bedouins. Smoke at Zahir's
2 Silver
Exotic Teas
Acquired Teas from the far corners of the world. Treat your palate to questionable flavors.
2 Silver
Gwenyd's Pick Me Up
A minor healing infused elixir guaranteed to wet your whistle.
2 Gold
Dr. Maxwell’s Medicinal Tea
A moderately sufficient healing infused beverage with a slight tang.
4 Gold
Simon's Restorative Juice
A savory drink of outstanding restorative ability. It tastes a bit like pie and mushrooms or feet and copper.
7 Gold
Galen’s Healing Brew
The most potent of healing brews that will fill even the most hearty of warriors with life force.
15 Gold
James's Field Sedative
When on the move and needing to survive multiple daggers placed in ones kidneys, enjoy this amazing solution.
2 Gold
Octavious's Irongut Draft
A swig of this hearty brew will give you the rippling rock hard Abs that Octavious himself uses to crack walnuts.
2 Gold
Ming's Wife-dodging Draught
One sip of this ghostly light beverage and you'll find yourself transparent, perfect for dodging the Misses.
10 Gold
Cypher's Solution.
To be a true hero, you don't need to be a powerful mage or an accomplished warrior. You just need to be like Jack Cypher.
8 Gold
Zelriches Far Reaching Elixir
This goes down as smooth as a rusty gauntlet from a new galadronian orc's fist bursting through your chest.
2 Gold
The Darkwood Infusion
With but a few sips of this tart yet simple drink you will be filled with supernal clarity and all will be known.
4 Gold
The Guillotine
This drink is almost guaranteed to knock you on your Keister.
5 Silver
The Ballad of the Tavern
A potent potable that will restore your mind, body, soul, or spirit.
2 Gold
The Omni
Find yourself refreshed with amazing power. The Bloody Stump is not responsible for anything you do after you drink.
10 Gold
The Elixir of Immortality
Eternal life or your money back guarantee, created by Alchemist Luven Crozik 1149-1202 Died from Falling Rocks
1 Silver
Mug o’ Grog
Drink at your own risk. Dr. Maxwell does not advise drinking this if you are pregnant, sick, not a Satyr, or sane.
1 Silver
Chardonnay
A luxurious white wine from the finest vineyards in Londwyn
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
White Zinfandel
A fruity red wine. Yes. I'm quite aware it says white. But trust me it's a light red. Almost pink.
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
Cabernet Sauvignon
A hearty red wine it's like drinking the blood of your enemies without dying from poisoning.
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
Champagne
Celebrate in Style with chilled Champagne
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
The Ming
The tiny brother to the Xander. Still pretty big. Drink it in 3 Minutes and it's free. No spilling on the carpet or Ming Na Kill Rue.
5 Gold
The Xander
It’s GIGANTENMOURMASSIVE. Yes it's a word. Drink it in 5 minutes and it's free. No spilling or tossing your cookies.
10 Gold
Pancakes
It's pancakes. Make them one of your well rounded meals for the day.
2 Silver
Scrambled Eggs
Enjoy unborn baby chickens swirled into a primordial ooze and cooked to perfection
2 Silver
Toast
Bread that was not quite burned. We can do that, as we are trying to keep arsonists off the streets.
1 Silver
Crownhurst Muffin
Eat them fast while you can, if you don't, they are prone to strip mining everything nearby.
2 Silver
Bacon
Meat from a pig. The sizzling when it cooks, are tiny screams of deliciousness.
2 Slices for 5 Silver
Breakfast Platter
2 Pancakes, Eggs, Strips of Bacon, and Toast or a Crownhurst Muffin
1 Gold
The Jonas Kane
A cigar, glass of champagne, and a Crownhurst muffin. Start your day in style.
3 Gold
The Haroldson
A pound of apple-smoked bacon, a dozen scrambled eggs, 10 pancakes, a half gallon of Orange juice from the isles of Rinnquinell, and the self satisfaction you can afford this meal, and keep us employed. Proclaim to all of Kormyre that your bank account and appetite are limitless. Best enjoyed on The Brogan Memorial Patio. The Haroldson includes a complimentary potion of Greater Refreshment. 100 Gold
Rat Sausage
Rat that we caught while feasting in a shack on a hill. Tenderized and rolled into a link
2 Silver
Dog Meat Patty
He was my favorite. Now he can be your tummy's favorite.
5 Silver
Hydra Sausage (Gator)
Meat taken from the Hydra itself. Come on, you know you want to try it!
5 Gold
The King's Dear Steaks
Do you dare to dine on the king's dear deer.
5 Gold
The Abendroth (Bear and Elk)
Bears that were magically pummeled to death while crossing into Drega'mire, tenderizing them perfectly.
4 Baronial Notes
The William Montgomery
Two king's beef patties smothered in Amon-zur cheese, wrapped in bacon, with a touch of awesome.
5 Gold
[strike]Baby Kraken
(Lobster) Only the manliest of men can muster the money to mount this magnificent meal.
22 Baronial Notes [/strike]
Sweet Corn
Corn gently roasted on a grill slathered with butter, cut right off the vine with our sharpest guillotine blades.
2 Silver
Regular Pressed Coffee
Like the thumbs of small heretic children, this coffee is expertly pressed.
2 Silver
Tiramisu Pressed Coffee
Pressed coffee offering pleasurable flavors that succubi are hard pressed to match
2 Silver
Vanilla Pressed Coffee
This is pressed vanilla flavored coffee, there is no joke or pun here, support the Bedouins. Smoke at Zahir's
2 Silver
Exotic Teas
Acquired Teas from the far corners of the world. Treat your palate to questionable flavors.
2 Silver
Gwenyd's Pick Me Up
A minor healing infused elixir guaranteed to wet your whistle.
2 Gold
Dr. Maxwell’s Medicinal Tea
A moderately sufficient healing infused beverage with a slight tang.
4 Gold
Simon's Restorative Juice
A savory drink of outstanding restorative ability. It tastes a bit like pie and mushrooms or feet and copper.
7 Gold
Galen’s Healing Brew
The most potent of healing brews that will fill even the most hearty of warriors with life force.
15 Gold
James's Field Sedative
When on the move and needing to survive multiple daggers placed in ones kidneys, enjoy this amazing solution.
2 Gold
Octavious's Irongut Draft
A swig of this hearty brew will give you the rippling rock hard Abs that Octavious himself uses to crack walnuts.
2 Gold
Ming's Wife-dodging Draught
One sip of this ghostly light beverage and you'll find yourself transparent, perfect for dodging the Misses.
10 Gold
Cypher's Solution.
To be a true hero, you don't need to be a powerful mage or an accomplished warrior. You just need to be like Jack Cypher.
8 Gold
Zelriches Far Reaching Elixir
This goes down as smooth as a rusty gauntlet from a new galadronian orc's fist bursting through your chest.
2 Gold
The Darkwood Infusion
With but a few sips of this tart yet simple drink you will be filled with supernal clarity and all will be known.
4 Gold
The Guillotine
This drink is almost guaranteed to knock you on your Keister.
5 Silver
The Ballad of the Tavern
A potent potable that will restore your mind, body, soul, or spirit.
2 Gold
The Omni
Find yourself refreshed with amazing power. The Bloody Stump is not responsible for anything you do after you drink.
10 Gold
The Elixir of Immortality
Eternal life or your money back guarantee, created by Alchemist Luven Crozik 1149-1202 Died from Falling Rocks
1 Silver
Mug o’ Grog
Drink at your own risk. Dr. Maxwell does not advise drinking this if you are pregnant, sick, not a Satyr, or sane.
1 Silver
Chardonnay
A luxurious white wine from the finest vineyards in Londwyn
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
White Zinfandel
A fruity red wine. Yes. I'm quite aware it says white. But trust me it's a light red. Almost pink.
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
Cabernet Sauvignon
A hearty red wine it's like drinking the blood of your enemies without dying from poisoning.
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
Champagne
Celebrate in Style with chilled Champagne
1 Gold/Glass 10 Gold/Bottle
The Ming
The tiny brother to the Xander. Still pretty big. Drink it in 3 Minutes and it's free. No spilling on the carpet or Ming Na Kill Rue.
5 Gold
The Xander
It’s GIGANTENMOURMASSIVE. Yes it's a word. Drink it in 5 minutes and it's free. No spilling or tossing your cookies.
10 Gold
Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque
OOG: Gus M.
“Men learn from their failures. I prefer to learn from the failures of others..”
"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."
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31 May 2011 02:42 #2
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Replied by Ming Na (Ming Na) on topic The Bloody Fare
We slash prices to the bare minimum for your pleasure.
The proprietors of this establishment have moved this tavern brick by brick from Tarthan.
Serving hot meals and cold drinks,The very finest ladies of the evening, as well as more gambling than you can shake your money pouch at.Coast Haverners welcomed in this establishment.
Sea Shanties nightly.
Conveniently located on the outskirts of The Travance Proper
In the center of the Gypsy Caravans.
Join us for drinks, food, entertainment, and gambling!
The merriment will roll like heads!
The proprietors of this establishment have moved this tavern brick by brick from Tarthan.
Serving hot meals and cold drinks,The very finest ladies of the evening, as well as more gambling than you can shake your money pouch at.Coast Haverners welcomed in this establishment.
Sea Shanties nightly.
Conveniently located on the outskirts of The Travance Proper
In the center of the Gypsy Caravans.
Join us for drinks, food, entertainment, and gambling!
The merriment will roll like heads!
In service to the people
Ming Nagata
OOC: Dan Gill
Moderators: Damien (Damien), Lois Heimdell (LoisMaxwell), GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
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