The Bloody Stump!!!

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20 Jul 2013 15:16 #1 by Jack (Keeperofdice)
The Bloody Stump!!! was created by Jack (Keeperofdice)
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great honor that we are announcing The Bloody Stump Tavern to be open for business this coming moon! Food and drink will be available for coin or baronial notes as listed and all go to the good cause of finishing the building!

The Bloody Stump Tavern

Hours of Operation

Friday Night
Food and Drinks!
10pm to 1am (Come on down to the Stump)

Saturday
Drinks all day, Food to be served after the Witching Hour (Midnight)
2pm to 4am!

Bill of fare

Rat in a Trap: 1 Baronial Note
Rat that we caught while feasting in a shack on a hill. Tenderized and rolled into a link and served on a bun.

Dog Patty: 2 Baronial Notes
He was my favorite. Now he can be your tummy's favorite. A Khitanese delicacy!

Rift Rat: 2 Baronial Notes
These terrible rats are from inside the rift itself. Fear not, we strangled them with bacon.

Hobbit Mystery Meat Patty Burger WITH CHEESE: 3 Baronial Notes
The name is as enigmatic as what’s in it, but hey it’s got cheese so it can’t be that bad!

The William Montgomery: 5 Baronial Notes
Our Best Seller! Two beef patties, smothered in Amon-Zur cheese and wait for it……bacon!


Mug O’ Grog: 2 silver
Drink at your own risk. Dr. Maxwell does not advise drinking this if you are pregnant, sick, not a Satyr, or sane.

Mug of Goode Ale: 5 silver
It’s the E on the end that makes it extra Goode!

Mug of Wine: 5 silver
Cheap wine and no it doesn’t come in a fancy wine glass.

Aged Wine: 5 gold
Imported wines from across Arawyn. Our list goes beyond Red and White but we won’t get too fancy.

The [strike]Ming[/strike] [strike]Valos[/strike] Grumblegut: 5 gold
It’s GIGANTENMOURMASSIVE. Yes it's a word. Drink it in 30 seconds and it's free. No spilling or tossing your cookies.

The Zander TEN Gold Challenge
Prove that your drinking capacity is like the gods! drink this in under 2 mins. to best the drinks name sake if you dare!

Private Back Room Rental
The cost for rental of the back rooms is 20 gold pieces per hour*
Enjoy a relaxing evening with your friends, a good smoke, food, and drinks in privacy.
*one hour paid will cover until closed unless another party wishes to use the back room

Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque

OOG: Gus M.

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