Harken one, harken all. Magic Hands Massage returns to Travance this month. These last few months have been as trying as anything. Bodies worn and broken, muscles giant masses of knots and pain. Like the Pegasus come to bring new life and hope to the world, Magic Hands massage returns to bring new life and vigor to weary muscles. Now at reduced prices, for post-invasion purses, stretched thin by necessity.
Seek me out to rub your aches away. I accept coin, gems, and trade. New to Magic Hands Massage is our system of credit. Feeling lighter in the pockets, but still in desperate need of a massage? We at Magic Hands Massage will give you the same, top quality massage, for the same price, to be payed when you find yourself in possession of more funds.
Latcho Drom, friends,
Sergei Petsho - Owner and operator of Magic Hands Massage
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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