To da guy with name Jack Willard

You know lots of people going after you right?
Me got good deal!!!
You come see me, and me turn you in, den later, me give you quarter share of bounty.
Dis real good deal.
Me make deal better!!!
Maybe cigar for you!!
Just think, 50 gold and a cigar!
All other peoples probably going to hurt you and stuff to get you.
You come to me, and we go right to Tobar, and no pain all gain!
Me even talk Tobar, maybe him let you smoke cigar in cell or someding while you wait.

Dis deal maybe open to other peoples who gots bounties too!
Me bring you in, you get share of bounty, everyone happy!

Oh yeah, if like you gets killed or someding,
you say Blade, give to dis person me share, and Blade make sure dey get!
No lose money even if you lose head!!
Great Deal!!