The raisins are poisoned!!!

11 Nov 2019 18:14 - 11 Nov 2019 18:16 #1 by Jarden Burdach (Buttere__Bread)
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My friends please, if you are offered raisins by anyone do not take them. It is very possible for them to be laced with deadly poison.
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16 Nov 2019 11:00 #2 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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With so many insects pouring through the gates recently... I don't think those were raisins, mate.

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02 Dec 2019 12:11 #3 by Swyft (agentswift)
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Haven't raisins always been poison? They taste like it. Blech.
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02 Dec 2019 14:14 #4 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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That would be due to the fact that raisins are toxic to cats, Dame Swift.

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02 Dec 2019 15:35 #5 by Swyft (agentswift)
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Everyone behold this fount of knowledge, right here. While he still has legs.
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02 Dec 2019 16:43 #6 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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I'm feeling Lucky, are you?

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02 Dec 2019 17:01 - 02 Dec 2019 17:01 #7 by Swyft (agentswift)
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Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either. 'Course, you never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. Catch my drift?
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02 Dec 2019 17:21 - 02 Dec 2019 17:49 #8 by Garrett R (Amhrán)
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Goin' a bit too heavy on the catnip there, are ya' Swyft?
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02 Dec 2019 17:45 #9 by Swyft (agentswift)
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No such thing.
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02 Dec 2019 17:48 #10 by Garrett R (Amhrán)
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Fair enough.
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02 Dec 2019 18:56 #11 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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Oh good. Someone who understands the nature of luck. This will be fun then. Let the games begin.

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02 Dec 2019 19:04 #12 by Garrett R (Amhrán)
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How much catnip 'ave you been havin' Lucky?
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02 Dec 2019 19:27 #13 by Swyft (agentswift)
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Not enough for what comes next.
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02 Dec 2019 20:01 #14 by Garrett R (Amhrán)
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I'm not exactly sure what's about to happen, but I say loser buys drinks.
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03 Dec 2019 22:30 #15 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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This one's been buying drinks the whole time and unsure why you thought Lucky's been nibbling the cat grass but enjoying the moment all the same.

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03 Dec 2019 22:38 #16 by Moostrav Potrevski ()
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What if you were to soak raisins in water... until they plumped up.
Would it be cooking, botany, or necromancy?
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03 Dec 2019 22:39 #17 by Garrett R (Amhrán)
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Insanity
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03 Dec 2019 22:51 #18 by Vasryn Bira Skuggare (Lchangeling)
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I dare say, isn’t that fermentation of some sort?
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03 Dec 2019 22:52 #19 by Django (Topgunwov)
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Corpses bloat up in water, but that's not necromancy
Too simplistic for botany unless you were experimenting on the raisin
Must be cooking, plumping up food by soaking in water sounds like what one would do to rice, yes? Same principle.
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03 Dec 2019 23:29 #20 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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Sad to say it's not fermentation. Boiling raisins doesn't make wine. It makes bigger raisins!

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04 Dec 2019 02:42 #21 by Vasryn Bira Skuggare (Lchangeling)
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A pity. A nice wine would have been a lovely outcome to this meandering of madness do you not think?
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04 Dec 2019 10:37 #22 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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Meandering of madness usually follows a nice wine for me but nothing's stopping us from enjoying one here in the tavern.

Has anyone checked on Jardin, though? I really don't think what the boy chomped were raisins...

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04 Dec 2019 11:10 #23 by Swyft (agentswift)
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Damn it, Moostrav.
Now I feel queasy. Yuck.
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04 Dec 2019 21:48 - 04 Dec 2019 21:49 #24 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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Hang on, what does Moostrav have to do with raisins? Even after quite a bit of rum, I realize I'm walking into a punchline.

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Is this where I put a post-script? Oh well. I forgot he posed the question about how to categorize boiling raisins.
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05 Dec 2019 12:15 #25 by Donald MacFhionnlaigh (raidr0933)
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Bigger raisins are good in oatmeal cookies.
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05 Dec 2019 14:51 - 05 Dec 2019 14:51 #26 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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High seller at the Fudgery, for sure.

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05 Dec 2019 21:18 #27 by Aseir Belberk (quakefile)
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I was offered some raisins at the proper when I ate them I was clenched over sick..

I think they were actually poisoned. I still feel terrible...
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06 Dec 2019 00:11 #28 by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
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Who offered them? We might have a case to investigate.

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