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02 Jul 2009 22:13 #1 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
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James, whatever you do, don't start your book with any of these openings:

www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm


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02 Jul 2009 22:38 - 03 Jul 2009 08:08 #2 by Gallion (Gallion)
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"Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the "Ellie May," a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests."


This is EXACTLY how my book about the Inverted tower starts! This is such &#*@(*& I cant believe this guy plagiarized my first sentence!!!!



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03 Jul 2009 01:15 #3 by Simon (BigZ)
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03 Jul 2009 07:46 #4 by Lina Marinescu (Ismaesumi)
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James, I'm ashamed that you would write such a run on sentence... I thought you were better than that! ;)

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03 Jul 2009 08:13 #5 by Magnus (hippy g0th)
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Towards the dragon's lair the fellowship marched -- a noble human prince, a fair elf, a surly dwarf, and a disheveled copyright attorney who was frantically trying to find a way to differentiate this story from "Lord of the Rings."
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copyright attorney = best P.C. ever

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03 Jul 2009 13:47 #6 by Bladesworn (Bladesworn)
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Towards the dragon's lair the fellowship marched -- a noble human prince, a fair elf, a surly dwarf, and a disheveled copyright attorney who was frantically trying to find a way to differentiate this story from "Lord of the Rings."
Andrew Manoske
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copyright attorney = best P.C. ever


If you follow this logic, then the debate of Pirate vs Ninja has just been ended.  Ninja wins... because ninjas don't care about copyrights or attorneys.  ;)

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03 Jul 2009 14:55 #7 by THENPC (THENPC)
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It's true... the proof is here!

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05 Jul 2009 20:13 #8 by Odo Garaath (Odo)
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How about that Norm H guy?

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05 Jul 2009 23:22 #9 by geezer (geezer)
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I do so love them.  Thanks for posting Geoff.

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08 Jul 2009 10:13 - 10 Jul 2009 09:03 #10 by JoDios (JoDios)
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Remember James, periods are your friends.

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08 Jul 2009 18:07 #11 by hecknoah (hecknoah)
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Remember James. periods are your friends.


Shouldn't that be a colon?

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10 Jul 2009 00:53 #12 by geezer (geezer)
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comma

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