Woman Force Husband to Give Away Giant World of Warcraft Orc

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05 Jan 2010 13:46 #1 by Erim Walker (shiva14b)
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Look guys and gals, here's something important to keep in mind when you're choosing the person you'll spend the rest of your life with. If they ever say "It's me or the orc (or cat, dog, whatever)", they're really not the person for you!

www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepag...raft-Orc-figure.html

Vince, I promise if you ever have a giant Orc figure, I will never make you get rid of it

But I might make you keep it in window to scare passing children.

"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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05 Jan 2010 13:50 #2 by Damien (Damien)
What if Vince has a giant  female Blood Elf figure . . .

. . . and keeps it in the bed room . . .

. . . and it's anatomically correct . . .

. . . and it just happens to be what I got him for his next birthday  >.>

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05 Jan 2010 14:13 #3 by Jurgur'mosh Goretusk (MattF)
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And where are you gonna be picking that up ................

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05 Jan 2010 14:50 #4 by Odo Garaath (Odo)
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I hate these kind of battles. No one thinks of the orc in all this.

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05 Jan 2010 14:58 #5 by Thorgrim Ironfeld (MitchC)
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Think of the Orc's armor. Doesn't that beaten rusty suit have a say??? I say set the orc free, but capture that suit of armor, refit it and don it at the next KR event! It's likely to be a purple set item too ;)

And as far as the hawt blood elf goes, not gonna touch that with a 10 ft polearm (but I love the 'right-back-at-ya' moral reversal).

In all seriousness, the dude made the right call. Its not like his wife didn't co-exist with the (admitadly creepy) thing for 6 years. I mean, c'mon! I just hope it wasn't in the bedroom with em. Shiver...

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05 Jan 2010 15:26 #6 by Erim Walker (shiva14b)
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What moral reversal?

Damien, just make sure its red-haired. Neither of us likes blonds.

"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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05 Jan 2010 19:15 #7 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
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"I'm the girl the ESRB warned you about..."  ;)

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06 Jan 2010 11:27 #8 by Radu Dragovic (Radu Dragovic)
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Pump the breaks!!!!!

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