New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
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16 Jan 2014 13:13 #1
by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor) was created by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
Here at KR, we believe in a softer, gentler form of PVP and night shift ganking.
To this end, we are instituting a new rule - if you kill someone in their sleep, you will be required to provide them with one of these:
www.thinkgeek.com/product/1440/
This will allow your victim to rest comfortably OOG while dead IG, and also serve as a clear visual sign to anyone else that they are dead.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
To this end, we are instituting a new rule - if you kill someone in their sleep, you will be required to provide them with one of these:
www.thinkgeek.com/product/1440/
This will allow your victim to rest comfortably OOG while dead IG, and also serve as a clear visual sign to anyone else that they are dead.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
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16 Jan 2014 20:57 #2
by Dame Clytie Silverfang (itsgonnabemay)
Replied by Dame Clytie Silverfang (itsgonnabemay) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
This is the best idea. The absolute best.
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04 Mar 2014 16:43 - 04 Mar 2014 16:47 #3
by Arken (Arken)
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Nick G
Replied by Arken (Arken) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
Although this is a humor thread there is nothing stopping someone from carrying around a flat piece of red fabric that looks like a blood pool. Roll it out under your head or stomach and keep your self out of the dirt AND provide extra realism for other players.
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Last edit: 04 Mar 2014 16:47 by Arken (Arken).
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04 Mar 2014 16:46 #4
by Jack (Keeperofdice)
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Replied by Jack (Keeperofdice) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
OR just carry around fake blood!
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04 Mar 2014 17:29 #5
by PIT DAWWWWWWG (Aldous)
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Replied by PIT DAWWWWWWG (Aldous) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
I'm gonna carry around a big ketchup bottle full of fake blood, and just clench it as hard as I can when I go down.
Hengis is a bit of a squirter.
Hengis is a bit of a squirter.
I'm not as stupid as you think I am,
But I AM as strong as I think I am.
Hengis Grumblegut
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05 Mar 2014 00:41 #6
by Grimkjell Eirson (BillHannings)
Replied by Grimkjell Eirson (BillHannings) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
oh man nobody wants to clean that up.
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05 Mar 2014 00:43 #7
by Jack (Keeperofdice)
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"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."
Replied by Jack (Keeperofdice) on topic Re:Re: New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)
There is nothing tastier than healing hengis.......with alchemical french fries.
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Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque
OOG: Gus M.
“Men learn from their failures. I prefer to learn from the failures of others..”
"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."
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