GUYS, I MADE A BOFFER HORSE

I'm sad I don't have pics, I wish I did but it's awesome. This got me thinking, what if we had a list for that? Sad, I can't finish it

Hoof Junkie
Heroic Profession for Bronie/Rickshaw Driver (did I mention it looked a bit like what MLP fans tell me is Twilight Sparkle?)
*Be referred to as a "Mountie" at least once every month **Be considered the personal horse expert of 10 people


Tier 1

Speed of the Stallion
Skill: Continous, Proficiency

Every time a Hoof Junkie calls Trample it is allowed to use a free use of Windwalker. +5 Damage


Tier 2
Ow, My Face
Skill: Periodic

Every horse physrep under your control can be ridden for a free use of Climb.

Choose one of the following

Tier 3


Buck
Skill: Periodic
For each horse physrep you possess you can attack one opponent for 50 damage, a throw thirty feet, and a 20 second stun.

Love and Tolerate
Skill: Periodic
Activate when an insult is called on you. So long as you do not take action against the enemy or any of their allies you may ignore any mental effects attempted on your character from this group of antagonists.

Tier 4 (you may only choose one)

Pinkie Pie Cannon: ranged attack, superior
When the skill is called, the user with a horse physrep can fire a blast equal to power of pinkie pies party cannon to blast enemies in a ninety degree 5 foot arc dealing 200 direct body and even if the attack is defended against, the target(s) still takes a 30 second blind from the confetti.

Pinkie Warp: Superior movement skill
The one who calls the skill can summon the mysterious power of pinkie pies teleportation ability and can transfer themselves and one other person of their choosing to any place they have been before in the world and back. In order to bring someone they must make a Pinkie promise to never share or even think about what they have seen while teleporting. Note: anyone who breaks a pinkie promise dies and must return through the phocus. No exceptions.

Tier 5 (Because Pinkie Pie) You may choose one:

4th Wall Break (alternatively Hunch)
Skill: Monthly, Mental, Game Breaking
Once per game you may take one piece of out of game information and allow your character to have this knowledge with no explanation needed other than it being "a hunch"


Smile Smile Smile
Skill: Periodic, Ranged
Player announces a Pinky Attack and proceeds to make a funny face and pose or alternative amusing act. Everyone who hears the initial call and all those who see the act after the initial call are thown into an uncontrollable laughing fit and are unable to take ANY action so long as the Pinky Attack is still going on.

Pics of boffer horse or didnt happen

Tier 3
Choose between one of the following:

Buck
Skill: Periodic
For each horse physrep you possess you can attack one opponent for 50 damage, a throw thirty feet, and a 20 second stun.

Love and Tolerate
Skill: Periodic
Activate when an insult is called on you. So long as you do not take action against the enemy or any of their allies you may ignore any mental effects attempted on your character from this group of antagonists.

Lol
Equine specializations dressage, reining, jumping, cross country and rustling.

Basic skills: ground handling, ground training, round pen, grooming, riding.
Advanced skills: rider training, veterinarian, advanced riding, combat expertise.

Tier 4 (you may only choose one)

Pinkie pie cannon: ranged attack, superior
When the skill is called, the user with a horse physrep can fire a blast equal to power of pinkie pies party cannon to blast enemies in a ninety degree 5 foot arc dealing 200 direct body and even if the attack is defended against, the target(s) still takes a 30 second blind from the confetti.

Pinkie warp: Superior movement skill
The one who calls the skill can summon the mysterious power of pinkie pies teleportation ability and can transfer themselves and one other person of their choosing to any place they have been before in the world and back. In order to bring someone they must make a Pinkie promise to never share or even think about what they have seen while teleporting. Note: anyone who breaks a pinkie promise dies and must return through the phocus. No exceptions.

Tier 5 (Because Pinkie Pie) You may choose one:

4th Wall Break (alternatively Hunch)
Skill: Monthly, Mental, Game Breaking
Once per game you may take one piece of out of game information and allow your character to have this knowledge with no explanation needed other than it being "a hunch"


Smile Smile Smile
Skill: Periodic, Ranged
Player announces a Pinky Attack and proceeds to make a funny face and pose or alternative amusing act. Everyone who hears the initial call and all those who see the act after the initial call are thown into an uncontrollable laughing fit and are unable to take ANY action so long as the Pinky Attack is still going on.