Are you a criminal who has run into trouble with keepers of justice in the past?
Are you a keeper of justice who has run into trouble with criminals in the past?
Are you an Enaxian, a goblinoid, or just someone who has spent time in Gaaldron?
Perhaps you have met Varkleby Goldenthroat, barrister extraordinaire.
Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
Michael Collins