How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?

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01 Feb 2008 23:22 #61 by Hadrian Thane (GBino)
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Too bad it wasnt funny


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02 Feb 2008 00:11 #62 by Jacob Kanane (Jacob Kanane)
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Too bad it wasnt funny



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02 Feb 2008 02:05 - 02 Feb 2008 02:10 #63 by T. Grumblegut (Yngwie)
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I'm sorry ALex, it was a joke.

If you are offended, I apologize, I had no intention of upsetting you. Whether an accident on your part or a glitch in the website it's not a big deal.

Also, I'm not sure what incidents you refer to of me making you look like a fool in public.

Anyways, I am sorry.

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02 Feb 2008 02:52 #64 by Secarius (Secarius)
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thank you very much appology accepted =3

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02 Feb 2008 08:11 #65 by Andy (Andy)
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02 Feb 2008 13:43 #66 by THENPC (THENPC)
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And Rob wins the "Funniest Time I've Shit My Pants This Week" Award for the RoflBrothel

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04 Feb 2008 21:38 #67 by Liz (Liz)
I got 26....

I should never let my sisters/nieces/nephews read this post....

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05 Feb 2008 03:56 #68 by Hiro (Hiro)
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sniff sniff i could take 33

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06 Feb 2008 15:54 #69 by Atrus (Atrus)
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hmmm... if you stay standing only so many can actually attack you at once.  on the other hand i don't like the prospect of angry biting 5 year olds... i wonder if i could out run a pack of 5 yearolds, or would their inhuman amounts of energy do me in...

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06 Feb 2008 16:40 #70 by WayaMilenko (WayaMilenko)
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It says 33...I say it would look like the first year Austin won the Rumble

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07 Feb 2008 20:11 #71 by Secarius (Secarius)
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its a good bet that you could out run them.. like gnomes in WoW those short legs dont move too well and remember how often you fell down when u were 5.. now compare that to how often you fall down now.. slipping on ice @ KR doesnt count nore does going into negative BP @ kr.

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20 Feb 2008 15:36 #72 by geezer (geezer)
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32.  I fight dirty.  My thought, just wade into them, high stepping/kicking and roundhouse open handed.  Pick up one of the little beggers by the feet and swing a circle.  Stop, catch breath (I'm Geezer, not Magnus who runs xcountry)while they recoil in shock, and repeat. 

Only real problem is would they keep coming regardless, in which case, plan B.

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20 Feb 2008 17:27 #73 by Darkhunter (Darkhunter)
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36?  just 36? while thats alot of  5year olds. I do not like this rule of no weapons. ask most anyone that knows me, I always have something on me that can used as a improvised weapon, from a roll of quaters to a nice K-bar.....I wonder if they factored me sneaking in a roll of quaters.

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Loved that Brothel.....that was a good one. Anyway....yeah...36 my rear-end. Im a mean sunuva gun when it comes to fighting...and you bet you top dollar I wouldnt be opposed to taking one of those five year old shoes and beating a kid with it just to win.

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09 Feb 2010 23:41 #74 by Mordecai Ashfields (ambrose_leonidas)
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I'd like to say you could fill the court with 5 year olds and I could take every last one down with one punch or kick each. But if they rushed me, they may trip me and then pile on top of me and jump up & down until my internal organs ruptured and skull split against the pavement.

I think I could be violent and fast enough to keep taking them out tho (a full court of 5 yr olds). The dead/unconsious bodies would form a sort of barrier around me keeping the others at bay.

Even if they rushed me & got me down I think I could recover & get back up, snapping a few more necks and gouging out several sets of eyes in the process.


Man.... maybe you needa a day off or something? A break maybe? Some help?

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09 Feb 2010 23:45 #75 by Radu Dragovic (Radu Dragovic)
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34  :-*

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10 Feb 2010 08:40 #76 by Mother Marika (Ophelia)
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It said 30...but I don't even fight normally!

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10 Feb 2010 10:21 #77 by Keith_Stratton (Keith_Stratton)
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I agree with Matt! I shall say that from experience fighting anyone under 4 feet tall is way hard. At one point I 'fought' (really just wrestled) 14 kids aged 5-12. I only knocked over two of them. As soon as you stop running and actually put one down, it's game over. Little kids know no restraint, no mercy, and I swear some of them don't feel pain or regenerate or something. And 200 pounds of kid hanging on to both of your legs and thrashing can really put a crimp in your style.

However, this quiz claims I could take 28. And 24 90-year-olds, evidently.

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10 Feb 2010 10:49 #78 by McDermitt (Matt Quagz)
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I'd like to say you could fill the court with 5 year olds and I could take every last one down with one punch or kick each. But if they rushed me, they may trip me and then pile on top of me and jump up & down until my internal organs ruptured and skull split against the pavement.

I think I could be violent and fast enough to keep taking them out tho (a full court of 5 yr olds). The dead/unconsious bodies would form a sort of barrier around me keeping the others at bay.

Even if they rushed me & got me down I think I could recover & get back up, snapping a few more necks and gouging out several sets of eyes in the process.


Man.... maybe you needa a day off or something? A break maybe? Some help?


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