Lord Blackthorne,
With respect, is there a time frame in which this desecration took place? I myself was admiring the view of the lake from your state house on Sunday morning from six to seven ante meridiem. I had not found anyone other than myself there at that time, with the exception of a beautiful little red fox prancing about your scarecrow and rolling in the hay. It would also prove helpful to state whether the shrine was indoors or outdoors, what it looked like and what it was composed of.
Good Hunting Your Lordship,
Zander G. Gehnsen IV Esq.
Captain of Our Lady of the Broken Spine
"Now you remember, you hear? You treat this ship like a lady. Make certain you always bring her home."
OOG: JimBob