Magic Hands Massage Returns!

28 Aug 2012 11:26 #1 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
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Let it be known to one and all, and all and one that I, Sergei Petsho shall be once again upon the proper this moon, bringing my magic hands to soothe the hurts of the body and soul. As they were so popular when last I was here, I shall once again be doing hot oil and full body massages upon request, but by appointment only. Regular massages can happen at any time, but for this luxurious and indulgent treatment, please to be making an appointment with me beforehand so that I may be giving you my full, undivided attention.

Latcho Drom,
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28 Aug 2012 15:27 #2 by Aemorniel (Aemorniel)
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Your offer is most intriguing but some might wonder what the price of your magical hands would be
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28 Aug 2012 18:28 #3 by LStarling (Kwildar)
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Dear Sergei,

There is a personal matter I would like to discuss with you whenever you have no other appointments. Please seek me out.

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28 Aug 2012 18:51 #4 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
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Madam Silverbow, my prices are quite reasonable. 'Tis the mere pittance of ten gold for ten minutes of sheer, relaxing bliss, twenty five for a half an hour, or you can keep pouring money into my pouch, and I shall keep working on you until my hands are about to fall off.

I use only the finest balms and oils in my massages, and my skills are known to both noble and common adventurer alike to be worth what little compensation I ask.

Sergei Petsho
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28 Aug 2012 21:14 #5 by geezer (geezer)
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Do you possess a proper table?
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29 Aug 2012 23:13 - 29 Aug 2012 23:14 #6 by Dr. Kamei Kunsai (Kamei Lazuli)
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Big Brother~ If I so happen to wander into Travance this upcoming moon, there is family discount is there not? Also, if need be, if your hands are about to fall off I would have no problem helping!

But, I will let you know if I will be there due to personal business!

Also! To anyone who thinks that he does not have magic hands, he is wonderful with massage! I highly suggest him! And, I am not saying that because I am biased.

Safe Travels!

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30 Aug 2012 02:16 - 30 Aug 2012 02:18 #7 by Seámus Aeislin (Seámus_Aeislin)
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To compound onto your sister's offer, nephew, if you are otherwise occupied I will be carrying my balm upon my person during the feast weekend as well. I may not be quite as talented as Sergei, but I am no slouch as a few of the members of the clergy and Ostcliff can attest to. My hands are at your disposal Travance.

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31 Aug 2012 13:07 #8 by Mother Marika (Ophelia)
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I am now starting to think Sergei, that you and myself should go into business together. After all, two Romani have twice the magic of one yes?
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31 Aug 2012 16:54 #9 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
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Marika, we shall perhaps speak on this.
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
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31 Aug 2012 20:17 #10 by Ali (Nutmeg)
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Clearly Nutmeg is in the wrong business for making gold. Would you accept an apprentice?

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07 Sep 2012 06:29 #11 by Corvin Ralenfolly (SteveM)
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Gross.
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07 Sep 2012 09:05 #12 by Kelly (Kelly)
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Inappropriate Corvin.
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