Attention Travance!
Due to popular demand, I will be bringing back the my pork boats!
I will be selling them at market faire for the reasonable price of 2 gold
pieces each, or 3 gold for two.
Now then, many of you may be wondering what a pork boat is.
Well, a pork boat is a partially hollowed out baked potato that is filled with pulled pork, and topped with a sprinkling of cheese and crushed bacon.
These have received the personal approval of both the count, and the chancellor of the arts!
Come around during market faire!
Signed,
Father Elric Ashby
*the title "Lord of Potatoes" does not hold any political signifigance, and is not an attempt to impersonate any sort of nobility.
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Father Elric Ashby, Artificer, Priest of Galladel, Master of the Adventurer's guild, Warden of the Phokus.
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