Are you tired after a long day of adventuring?
Back cramped from too much time hunched over esoteric tomes of knowledge and power?
Or maybe you're just stiff and exhausted from working all day.
Magic Hands Massage will rub you the right way.
We will ease your pain; mind, body, and soul.
We will be available throughout the feast week.
Oils, balms, salves, and the particular touch that makes Magic Hands your first choice for the best massage in the entire barony
See either myself or Angeliana Himmlisch for an appointment, and your stress and tension will melt away.
Reasonable rates, trade, gems, and special arrangements for payment available upon request.
-Sergei Petsho
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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