It has come to my attention that owing to the unfortunate amnesiac episodes experienced by the majority of the town this past feast, that during my own episode, I may have come across as terribly rude and impolite.
I should like to tender an apology to any I may have offended unintentionally, and do hope that my social faux pas may be forgiven.
-Dr. Nigel Whitworth
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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