HIRING: Guard

Hi! If you don't know me, my name is Kaiva!
I'm looking for a guard, to protect me in a few days. You will be paid very well and see a bunch of new things! I promise I'm great company and we'll have a wonderful time! If you're interested please send me a missive and we can discuss payment. Thank you for reading, hope you have a great day!

Where are you headed? You may not have to open your purse.

~ Sergeant Nalick Underhill
Baronial Guard

Either yer memory be shite or ye be as thick as a kraken's tentacle.

((not signed))

If being thick means a willingness to affix a name to a public written message, who would dare be anything less?

-Sergeant Nalick Underhill

Kaiva,
Calling for personal protection and stating that you even have the coin to afford it directly on a public forum, or in this case, the board a a damn inn, is an easy way to get yourself killed by hired assassins. If I were you. I'd remove this immediately. Hopefully, the wrong eyes haven't seen it yet. I then suggest contacting the baronial guard directly. That way, at least you know exactly who you're dealing with.

I'm not going to lie to you, should someone have paid me to kill you, for whatever reason, this post is enough to tell me that you'd make for an easy cash-out.
Obviously, I would deny the contract. But pay someone who doesn't know you, and now you're in trouble.

Travance sucks. Try not to die from something stupid like this.

-Justé

Requesting a guard shouldn't be met with scrutiny. This is literally the place to post job requests for mercenaries and body guards.

If you think Kaiva would be an easy cash out for a posting like this, then you're a piss poor hired hand because you should always be aware of who your targets have surrounding them. That was the first lesson I ever learned during my days with the Guild. You might want to take a few lessons before your next contract, Justé.

To whoever seeks to pick up this job as a bodyguard, come see me for payment. I'd like to ensure that my vassal gets what she needs.

I did nay sign because she knew who be postin'. Ye see she already be havin' a guard. She not be needin' this postin'. Hence why I called her memory shite.

Me Lord, nay ye worry. I got our vassal's back tis' moon aye? We already struck an accord with her.

~ D

Whatever, Aleister.

Fuck me for trying to lend a word of advice.

Also, yes.

I KNOW BETTER.

But others don't. I don't want Kaiva getting hurt in case anyone (who is stupid) thinks she is vulnerable. But thanks for treating me like a pile of shit, mate.

Gods, I hate this town.

Why is everyone getting so mad?

Mr. Lord Aleister, Sir, I don't really understand what Mr. Juste means, but I think he was trying to help Miss Kaiva. And Mr. Juste, I think Mr. Lord Aleister was trying to do the same. Everybody who wrote something here wants to make sure Miss Kaiva is safe. It just seems like everyone has a different idea of how to do it best. I don't think anybody needs to insult each other because they disagree. If everybody wants the same thing, why not be nice?

-Midori Suarez
Daughter of Mercy

Midori,
I wish I could say that being nice is all you need in order to keep those you love safe, and to help save the world. But sometimes, being harsh is necessary. Was it necessary in this instance, absolutely not. And I will not sit here and say that my actions are above anyone else's. I want Kaiva to be safe. And obviously, so does her lord. But there was a misunderstanding, and egos bruise easier than a banana.

Travance doesn't deserve you, Midori.
-Justé

So is the job offering still available? I'd be perfectly content to help for some coin.

-Django

Ah, Yes friend the job has been taken by Miss. D. But thank you for asking!

Ain’t Midori the greatest, lad?

- Felix Suarez

OOG - Sorry everyone I just saw I copied the wrong Signature. I hope you accept my apology on my confusion, since both characters hold the position of Lieutenant Commander. You will find My correction Below as the post should have been.

Lieutenant Commander Justé Noire

Please report to me in person as soon as possible so that we can go over a few things. And please bring your superior with you when you grace me with your presences.

Kaiva
Your in good hands with Lord Aleister by your side, Im very sure you will get what you seek. As always Kaiva it is always a pleasure seeing you so please dont be a stranger to me.

Midori
I adore you.

Pluvious,
While she's away, I am acting commander. Making me my own superior, therefore, I will show up with myself. I honestly can't wait for whatever our conversation is going to be about. Hopefully it's something interesting.
-Justé

Justé,

Thank you for reminding us that dangers abound within Travance, and that these dangers can in fact come from those near us. I, for one, did not read your post as anything but advice offered with a good heart, regardless of how gruffly written.

In service to the people I remain,
Faila Stormshard Steelson