((The below note is signed by Cobus, as well as various other non-commissioned officers of the Kormyrian Army and Navy. Crudely sketched unit insignia are also strewn across the white space at the bottom of the parchment. The words are sung to the tune of
It's a Long Way to Tipperary.))
It's a long way out to Trimrick
It's a long long way to haul
It's a long way out from Kormyre
But you can have yourselves a ball
(With your orc friends!)
Goodbye Dragon's Claw Inn
So long Blackbird beer!
It's a long long way out to Trimrick and we're gonna spread some fear!
It's a long way out to Tavrick
It's a long march there today
The portals make it easier
But you're slogging just the same
(In your full kit!)
Goodbye to the Proper
'Allo goblin stars!
It's a long long way out to Tavrick, and our lot is fighting hard!
It's a long way back to Travance
It's a long long way to run
It's a long way from Baliol's lands
But you can still make sure it's done
(With your best mates!)
Goodbye to the front lines
Adieu blood and tears!
It's a long long way back to Travance, but soon we'll be back here!
