RATS EATING YER GRAIN? WOLVES STEALING UP YER SHEEP? NIGHTBEASTS SNATCHIN UP YER CHILDRINS? VAMPERS STEAL YER SPOUSE? ILLITHID CHEWING YER VASALS?[strike]DRAGONS E[/strike]
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YER NAYBOR,
TOM BELL
RATCATCHER