The Witchwood

At this point, I am fairly certain something is hiding in the Witchwood. That having been said, please do not go in there. The nightly patrols will include keeping an eye on the borders, but I would also like if there are any who are handy with traps to help out. My goal is to set up a trap system along the border to hopefully deter anything from coming out of there. The woods themselves are dangerous and a hazard. We do not wish to risk anyone unnecessarily by entering them. If you have any questions or concerns, I will always listen. If you are able to help with traps, or wish to lend aid to patrols, let me know. We can always use the assistance.

~Squire Keladry Aybara

The snares I set in the woods are usually designed for rabbits. I am really good at snaring rabbits, though. (I have a few extra pelts if anyone's buying.)

- Daisy

I can set traps made to catch people, but I would not say my forte is traps. However if you need assistance I will help, as a friend, but also as someone who would rather that cursed Forest of yours stays there and does not encroach on my personal safety.

If you wanted to catch people, might I suggest setting up a small bar near the edge of the woods? Plenty of visitors would stop by.

~S. Kensington

Mister Kensington,

Might I remind you to watch your words? This is a serious matter in regards to people's safety and lives. Your levity in face of such threats is not appreciated and, to some, considered highly suspicious. Be wary of your comments and how they might be perceived.

~Squire Keladry Aybara

Goodness, this business in the Witchwood seems frightful. Do let me know if someone becomes injured and needs my services.

- Doctor Percival Winston
Physician to House Liones

What kind?

I am running out of things to distract myself, setting up new traps would be nice.

Did you find out if they'll requisition any materials to this place?

Alkiri,

I am not the most versed in traps. But I hope to discourage or deal with whatever has been coming out of there. Perhaps your expertise can help us with fine tuning this plan a bit.

As for materials, while I cannot get you anything fancy, I should be able to get some base materials for you. Whatever I can get my hands on will be yours for this endeavor.

~Squire Keladry Aybara

Greetings Grimwyrdos and fellow wanderers!

What happened to this place? This haS alwAys been one of the most jolly and careFree party towns on my tradE rouTe and now You have murDerous "somethings" in the Whichwould? Aand levity iN the faCe of dangEr is suspicious? Tis bravery! Even in Quinaria! I hope you didn't burn all of your bards yet... but I digress!

Never fear, Kiladir is here! By my sweetly pointed ears, I will do everything I can to stop anything that threatens my dearest Grimwyrdos in anyway!

Just keep the rum pouring.


Hail Valos!

I dont no nuthin about no wichwood but whoever [strike]iz[/strike] is responsable for theze merders has to be cauhgt, killt, and then given a fare trial.
Valos burn them.

Arthur Lettinghast

Well said, Brother Lettinghast!

It is the duty of the righteous, such as Ser Tristam and the brave members of our own clergy, to send murderers straight to God to sort out!

-Adalyn Wells.

Do not worry. The culprit will be dealt with to the full extent of the law when found. But unfortunately, it appears they are hiding in a place that is unsafe to travel in. While I do not know how they are managing to survive in there, I will not allow others to risk their lives. However what we can do, is increase the security around their hiding spot so that if they DO come out again, we have a heightened chance of catching them.

~Squire Keladry Aybara

You DO realize there are monsters in the Wytchwood, right?
This isn't who, it's a what.
Welcome to life around the Wytchwood.

Not carin' much if'n it's a monster on too legs or more - it has to be basht:

O Great Valos.
Help you unwerthy servents
to bash this thing
into little bits
in thy mersy!
Praise be the Light!

Brother Arthur Lettinghast

Kiladir is correct on levity in the face of danger but a good and loyal subject ought bow to his superiors, yes?

My apologies, Squire, if my humor was out of line.

~S. Kensington

Yes. Yes. Bow to your partner, dosey-d'oh! I know the dance. Compliance is my specialty. Sarcasm not so much. I will attempt to grovel more, as well. In fact, I will make it a point to grovel several times a day, just to stay in practice lest I accidentally say something funny and face an inquisition of patriotic humor critics. And yet, when I read my own words now I can't help but imagine waves of deep sarcasm washing over me, but then the tear comes to my eye and I know my words to be true and it is the beauty of Valos' light that I am submerged in.

I'm going to do this. I will master sincerity.

~Kiladir



Hail Valos!